Humour Writing

If you can make us laugh then you find the right place

Oh joy! Can't help but notice that ToyBoyRoy, a.k.a. The Bad Boy of Tuckerville, has signed in! Fab-u-lo-so!So how are things in Tuckerville?

Ellie-kins

gummie bears are everywhere
one is tangled in my hair
how do i get them out
by catching and smelling a nice big trout lol

a , b , c , d , e , f , g , gummy bears are chasing me , one is red , one is blue . one is peeing on my shoe . now im running for my life because the red one has a knife .

boy: will you go out with me?
girl: no
boy: do u even know what i sed
girl: yes
boy: what??
girl: will you go out with me
boy: sure
girl ** blushes **

A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.

Two blondes are standing outside,and the first blonde asks the other blonde"Wich do you think is closer,the Moon or Florida?"the other blonde said"The Moon silly,you cant see Florida from here!!"

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fucking mosquito!

Strangers stab you in the front
Friends stab you in the back
Boyfriends stab you in the heart
But best friends only poke each other with straws

Teacher: Give me an example of something expands in heat and contracts in cold.
Student: Summer break 10 weeks, winter break 2 weeks.
Teacher: .....

I want you... in my bed...under the covers... with the lights off...so I...Can show you.... My super cool new watch! Look, It glows in the dark!!!

*Calls tech support*
"Help! my cup holder on the computer broke!"
"Can you elaborate?"
"Yeah, the tray that slides out when you press eject is not working"
"....."

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that I nearly choke but I see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm okay again

Teacher: "any questions?" students: *silence*
Teacher: "Class dismissed." students in the hallway: "what the heck was she talking about?"

Girls are magic. They bleed without getting a cut , they get wet without water, and they make boneless things hard.

two blonds driving to Disneyland, they see a sign saying "Disneyland left", so, crying they drove back home

"I'm Team Edward!"
"I'm Team Jacob!"
*looks at me*
"What Team are YOU on?"
"Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-the Van."

?97% of teens ( and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen on top of a skyscraper about to jump. I would be one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, �DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!�

So funneee and so blushmaking

Who's Edward Cullen?

admin wrote:Who's Edward Cullen?

he is from twilight
he isnt a vampire, he lives in the woods, he doesnt hurt people and he sparkles.

HE'S A PIXIE LOL

My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

(Edit: This isn't mine, just thought you guys would like a laugh.)

Hehehe, Thanks for sharing dude

I didn't know you were a romance writer, Jeff!

I aint very romanticals, but I do get a laugh for some silly stuff. lol

I found this on the web years ago, mmade me laugh and I just remembered it so I thought I would share.

tha was hilarious